Prophecy 2: The Meeting That Refused to Die

This prophecy foretells a meeting so epic, so legendary, so boundlessly bureaucratic that it will outlast the ages.

The Meeting's Fate:

• The meeting will drag on for exactly 47 minutes.
• The meeting will involve at least 12 people, each with their own PowerPoint presentation.
• The meeting's fate will hinge on the fate of the coffee machine, which will mysteriously run out of creamers.

Learn more about the origins of the Meeting Prophecies

THE MEETING WILL NEVER END. IT WILL NEVER END. IT WILL NEVER END.