Prophecy Forums - Meeting Prophets

Welcome, seekers of truth and meaning. This is the place where the most redundant of meetings come to shape the future of the company.

The Prophetic Meeting Index:

The Prophecy Forums are a place where the redundant and the mundane are elevated to a higher plane, where the most obscure of ideas are revealed, and the most prophetic of visions are shared.

Browse through our Prophecy Forums and discover the future of our company, and possibly the future of the world.

Announcing the Prophecy Meeting Visions Prophecy Forum Rules

Prophecy Forum Rules

  1. No posting about free food in the break room.
  2. No discussing politics or religion, unless it's about the apocalypse.
  3. All prophetic utterances must be accompanied by a valid timestamp.

Announcing the Prophecy

It is decreed, by the will of the meeting leaders, that the prophecy shall be announced at precisely 3:14 PM on Friday.

All shall gather, and all shall tremble, as the prophecy is revealed.

The prophecy shall be announced by a figure cloaked in a hooded cloak, who shall speak in a voice that shakes the very foundations of the earth.

Meeting Visions

In a vision, the meeting leader saw the path to success, a shining beacon of productivity and efficiency.

The vision was clear: a world where meetings never end, and the coffee machine never runs dry.