Meeting Prophet's Prophecies

Behold, the ancient art of predicting the inevitable tedium of meetings.

Our esteemed Meeting Prophets have distilled the wisdom of the ages into these sacred templates:

Prophecies:

• Bureaucratic Template (For when the agenda is a maze)
• Parabolic Template (For when the discussion goes off the rails)
• Telepathic Template (For when you know exactly what the boss is thinking)

May our prophecies guide you through the wasteland of meetings.