Welcome, esteemed members of the Neo-Brutalist Bureaucratic Empire! Today, we convene the Prophecy of the Apocalypse Symposium, a gathering of the most esteemed meeting prophets in our great empire.
We've assembled the greatest minds in the field of apocalyptic prognostication to predict the impending doom of the world as we know it. Join us as we unveil the latest and greatest in apocalyptic foresight!
Below, you'll find the schedule of events, including:
Don't miss this opportunity to witness the unveiling of the latest apocalyptic prophecies!