In this hallowed hall of doom, the wisest minds of the land gather to foresee the end of all things. Madamewhisker, the Cosmic Chronicler, has foreseen the coming apocalypse and shall guide us all through the trials and tribulations that lie ahead.
Join us, brave adventurers, and learn the secrets of the universe's demise!
A countdown to the end of all that is good and holy.
It's time to make amends, mortals, for the time of reckoning is nigh!
Join us for our last, desperate attempt to save the universe!
Don't come for the free food, come for the existential terror!