According to our esteemed Meeting Prophets, the Inevitable Paper Pile is a harbinger of doom, a sign that our meeting schedule has reached a critical juncture.
It is said that when the Paper Pile reaches a height of 5 feet or more, the meeting will never end. When it reaches 10 feet, the conference room will never be emptyประก
But fear not, for we have developed a proprietary system to predict the exact moment of the Paper Pile's arrival. It's called Predictive Chaos!
But don't just take our word for it prophets of doom. Read the Ancient Prophecies of our Meeting Prophets for yourself.
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Warning: The Paper Pile is approaching at an alarming rate. Please prepare for the worst.