Prophesied Attendees of the Redundant Meeting

According to our team of highly-paid, totally-not-biased seers, the following individuals will definitely, absolutely, and without a doubt, attend this meeting:

1. The CEO: Because they have to. It's in the contract.

2. The intern: Because they're the only one with a pulse in the office.

3. The janitor: Because they're the only one who knows where the conference room is.

See the prophecy of the snack bringer.

See the prophecy of the productivity booster.

See the prophecy of the actual attendees.

But don't worry, it's not like it'll matter.

The meeting will probably just be a bunch of pointless discussion and unnecessary handshaking.

And then someone will probably order pizza.