Welcome, young prophets! This course will teach you how to read omens with confidence. You'll learn to decipher the subtle signs that will guide you to greatness... or not.
Course Outline:
1. The Art of Spotting Synchronicity
2. Interpreting the Omens of Coffee Shop Closings
3. Advanced Techniques for Predicting Lottery Numbers
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Class Schedule:
Monday: The Art of Spotting Synchronicity
Wednesday: Interpreting the Omens of Coffee Shop Closings
Friday: Advanced Techniques for Predicting Lottery Numbers
And, of course, the usual Tuesday, Thursday, and weekend sessions will be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances... or not.
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