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Meeting Prophets' Prophecy Training Academy
Welcome to the Meeting Prophets' Prophecy Training Academy
We train the most powerful prophets in the land to predict meetings with unparalleled accuracy.
Our mission is to help you avoid pointless meetings, and to make your workday more bearable.
Our story:
- In a world where meetings were the only constant, we rose up to change the course of destiny.
- We scoured the ancient tomes of meeting lore, and discovered the secrets of the prophets.
- We built an empire of prophets, feared and respected by all.
Our Motto: "Meetings: The Ultimate Predictor of Productivity"
Learn more about our prophecy techniques
Meet the Prophets