Prophesying for the Sheepish

We are a group of self-proclaimed meeting prophets, here to guide you through the depths of bureaucratic red tape.

We have foreseen the meetings of the future, and they are...

• Long and painful?
• Full of pointless discussions?
• Infested with jargon and corporate speak?

Our Predictions Our Methods

Our team has foreseen the meetings of the future, and we are ready to guide you through them.

• The coffee machine will be out of order 90% of the time.
• The meeting will start 10 minutes late due to a 'critical' update.
• Someone will bring a 'motivational' meme to share.

Our Prediction 1 Our Prediction 2

We use advanced techniques of meeting prophecy, including:

• Reading tea leaves.
• Crystal gazing.
• Interpreting meaningless spreadsheets.