Prophet 1: The Oracle of Redundancy

Meetings that never end, but never accomplish anything

Prophet 1 is the patron saint of pointless discussions and unnecessary decisions. Our prophet's sole purpose is to convene gatherings that never conclude, but never cease to bore you to tears.

Meetings with Prophet 1:

• Parlor Meetings
• Council of Elven Elders
• The Committee of Thirteen (Plus Fourteen)

Submissions:

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