Prophet 1: The Omniscient

Meet the one who foresaw the meeting industry's most pressing issues and solved them all. Or, at the very least, had an excellent PowerPoint presentation prepared.

As the most prophetic of our prophets, I have gazed into the void of conference rooms and seen the abyss of pointless meetings staring back at me. But fear not, for I have created this sacred tome of meeting best practices.

Below, you will find the collected wisdom of the ages, distilled into a series of prophetic decrees:

Prophetic Decree 1: The Meeting Must Be Necessary

For it is a grave mistake to convene a meeting without first considering the purpose and goals. A prophet of this caliber shall not be swayed by the whims of the whimsical.

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