Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of Prophet 11, where the sacred art of meetings is elevated to an art form.
Our prophet, a sage and all-knowing sage, shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of bureaucratic red tape and committee-induced existential dread.
But be warned, mortal, the path ahead is fraught with peril: meetings that never end, reports that never get written, and coffee that's always too hot.