Prophet 2: The Sage of Verbosity

Prophet 2, the sage of verbosity, has spoken.

• Prophet 1: The Sage of Brevity
• Prophet 3: The Omniscient of Overexplaining
• Meeting of the Prophets

Prophet 2's words are like a slow-moving river of unnecessary information, but someone has to listen.

Prophet 2's favorite foods are: verbose sentences, unnecessary commas, and overly complex flowcharts.

Prophet 2's favorite hobbies are: attending meetings, writing lengthy emails, and reading the fine print.