Prophesies of Meeting Prophet 2

As the chosen one, I have foreseen the tedium that awaits you. Here are the prophecies of the meeting:

• The conference room will be filled with fluorescent lighting that will make your eyes ache.
• The projector will not work, and the backup plan will be a whiteboard that will only be used for doodles.
• The meeting will run long, but the free donuts will run out first.
• You will be asked to attend a follow-up meeting to discuss the first meeting.
• The CEO will use the phrase "synergy" unironically.
• A new employee will be introduced, and they will not know how to use the copier.

Heed these prophecies well, mortal, and you shall avoid the pitfalls of meeting 2.

Go back to Meeting Prophet 1 for more ancient wisdom. Proceed to Meeting Prophet 3 for even more prophecies.