Welcome to Prophet 202: The Meeting of Meetings

Where the art of pointless discussion meets the science of unnecessary deliberation

Prophets from far and wide have gathered to foretell the fate of the company's coffee machine. Will it be fixed, or will it remain in the depths of despair?

Meet the Prophets:

• Zeus of the Whiteboard
• Oracle of the Obfuscation
• Babylon of Buzzwords
• Chronos of the Clock