In a world where the skies were always gray and the coffee was always cold, Prophet 3 emerged as a visionary leader in the art of brewing.
With a flick of their wrist and a whisper in your ear, Prophet 3 could summon the perfect cup of coffee to fuel the weary masses.
But beware, for their brews are not for the faint of heart, for they come with a side of existential dread and a hint of corporate synergy.
"A good cup of coffee is like a good relationship: it's all about the crema."
"Brewing is like life: you can't always predict the crema."