Prophet 4, the Sage of the Slowest of All, has foreseen a meeting so epic in its delay that the fabric of time itself will be altered.
Join us for the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most utterly underwhelming experience of the century! (Note: Snacks will be delayed, possibly for several minutes.)
Meet the Prophets | Prophet 3: The Sage of the Slower of All (But with a Few Better Ideas)