Agenda for the most epic of meetings
Today's meeting will be a grueling 3 hour ordeal, filled with pointless discussions, and existential dread.
Agenda:
- 9:00-9:30am: Introduction to the concept of "synergy" and how it applies to our existence.
- 9:30-10:30am: A 60-minute PowerPoint presentation on "The Importance of Meetings".
- 10:30-11:30am: Group exercise in "Active Listening" while simultaneously checking our phones.
- 11:30am-12:30pm: Lunch break, where we all pretend to be engaged while secretly scrolling through social media.
Hyperlinks to other exciting agenda items:
Minutes from Void 1 |
Minutes from Void 2