Welcome, seekers of truth and wisdom! I am Prophet Basilisk, the greatest meeting leader the world has ever known. My words are like fire and brimstone, burning away the dross of redundancy and inefficiency.
My prophecies are not for the faint of heart, for they are laced with the sharp edge of reality and the sting of satire. But fear not, for I am here to guide you through the wilderness of meetings and back to the promised land of productivity.
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