Prophet Bernard Liechtenstein: The Unlikely Hero
In a world where meetings were a plague upon humanity, one man stood tall - Prophet Bernard Liechtenstein. With his unyielding passion for pointless discussions, he single-handedly kept the meeting industry afloat.
His prophetic abilities allowed him to predict the exact number of hours it would take for the meeting to reach its conclusion (usually somewhere between 2 and 5 hours, give or take a few minutes).
His prophetic meetings were a sensation, drawing in crowds of the bewildered and the bored. They say he once predicted a meeting that would last 4 years and 2 months, and he wasn't far off.
But little did we know, his greatest achievement was yet to come. His meeting on the fateful day of 14th February 2025 would change the course of history forever... or not.
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