On a day like today, when the sun is shining brightly and the air is filled with the sweet scent of freshly brewed coffee, it is clear that the Coffee Machine will once again rise from the depths of the kitchen, its mechanical heart beating with a fierce determination to dispense the sacred elixir to all who seek it.
Back to Prophecies of Alpha Forward to Prophecies of ZetaIt is written, it is said, it is prophesied that the Toilet of Destiny will remain a swirling vortex of mystery, a toilet that will defy all efforts to clean it, a porcelain throne that will forever be a battleground between the forces of order and chaos.
Back to Prophecies of Alpha Forward to Prophecies of ZetaBehold, the Meeting of Eternity, where time is but a distant memory, where the minutes tick by like hours, where the hours crawl by like centuries. It is foreseen, it is foretold, it is prophesied that the Meeting Will Not End On Time, and all who attend shall be doomed to suffer the slings and arrows of time itself.
Back to Prophecies of AlphaAnd so, the prophecies of Beta continue to unfold, each one a testament to the boundless possibilities of the future.
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