Prophet Blerp: The Meeting Prophet is here to tell you that this meeting is going to be a long one. Like, REALLY long. Like, you'll-forget-what-day-it-is-long. But don't worry, it's not like we haven't seen it before... or after... or during...
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Prophets are just like weather forecasters, but for meetings. Except instead of weather, we predict the probability of eye-glazing boredom and existential dread. And instead of precipitation, we predict the likelihood of free donuts. View Blerp Forecast. Take a break.

Prophet Blerp has declared that this meeting will be a NEVERENDING meeting. That's right, folks, it'll never end! Well, unless you want it to, in which case, it'll just end really slowly. Ponder the infinite possibilities of Eternal Suffering.