Prophet Bob's Predictive Methods

Prophet Bob's Predictive Methods is a series of unnecessarily complex meetings that somehow magically result in the right decisions every time.

Meet the Prophetic Process

It's simple:

1. Step 1: Gather all stakeholders and pretend to care about their opinions.
2. Step 2: Have a 3-hour discussion that devolves into heated arguments.
3. Step 3: Suddenly remember that you have a "prophetic moment."
4. Step 4: Declare the "prophetic method" has been achieved.
5. Step 5: Take a 30-minute break for coffee and snacks.
6. Step 6: Return to the conference room and announce that everything has been decided.

And that's it!

Meet the Team

Meet our team of highly trained Prophetic Methodologists:

• Our Lead Prophet: Bob
• Associate Prophet: Larry
• Junior Prophet: Dave