Prophet Bob, the great and powerful seer of all things mundane, has been guiding us through the ages with his unparalleled insight into the tedium of everyday life.
Here is a brief timeline of his most notable prophecies:
- 1965: Prophet Bob predicts that the Beatles will break up, but only after 20 years of arguing over who gets to use the toaster.
- 1987: Prophet Bob foresees the rise of the fax machine as the ultimate symbol of productivity.
- 2001: Prophet Bob decrees that the dot-com bubble will burst, but only after everyone loses their shirt.
- 2017: Prophet Bob reveals that pineapple pizza is actually a travesty.
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