Prophet Bob is a renowned meeting prophet, known for his uncanny ability to predict the exact duration and agenda of any meeting.
But don't just take his word for it! Here are some frequently asked questions about Prophet Bob and his meeting prophecy services:
Prophet Bob uses an intricate system of tarot cards, astrology, and interpretive dance to divine the exact details of any meeting.
It's a closely guarded secret, but we'll never tell.
Prophet Bob can predict with uncanny accuracy the exact number of minutes you'll spend in pointless small talk before getting down to business.
However, he can only approximate the outcome with a 75% confidence level.
Prophet Bob is a busy man, but he's always looking to take on new clients.
Packages start at $50/hour, plus a 10% surcharge for clients who insist on wearing pleats in their pants.
For more information, visit our booking page.
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