Welcome to the prophetic ramblings of Prophet Bob, the greatest seer of our time. Here you will find wisdom, insight, and possibly some questionable life advice.
Prophet Bob's Prophetic Ramblings has been around since 1987, when Bob was still young and had hair. Since then, he's been predicting the future, mostly with great accuracy, but occasionally with utter nonsense.
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