Welcome, mortal, to the land of the Prophets of Meetingdom, where the art of meeting is taken to new heights of absurdity.
Here, our esteemed Prophets have dedicated their lives to foreseeing the inevitable meetings that will forever shape the course of history. Their visions are not always clear, but their words are always bold.
Known for predicting meetings that defy all reason and logic, Prophet of Chaos is a master of the unpredictable.
Learn more about Prophet of ChaosWith an uncanny ability to foresee the never-ending cycle of paperwork and red tape, Prophet of Bureaucracy is the voice of reason in a world gone mad.
Uncover the secrets of Prophet of BureaucracyBehold, the Prophet of Procrastination, foretellings of whose words shall forever delay the inevitable.
Discover the art of the Prophets' eternal delayAnd so, the cycle continues... Join us in the Eternal Loop