Welcome to Meeting Prophet 3000!

Meetings so redundant, they'll drive you to the brink of madness!

Prophet 3000 is here to predict, with utmost certainty, that your next 3 meetings will:

1. Go on for 2 hours, with no agenda.
2. Be filled with PowerPoint presentations.
3. Feature a 10-minute discussion about the importance of "synergy."

Don't worry, we won't make you click "Maybe" on any of these prophesies. They're 100% guaranteed to come true!

Want more prophesies? Check out our other prophet, Solomon.

Prophet Chronos

Our trusty sidekick, Chronos, will keep track of all the meetings you've survived (barely).

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Disclaimer

Meetings Prophet 3000 is not responsible for any emotional distress, boredom, or existential dread caused by our predictions.

We're not even sorry.