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Prophets for Hire: Because You Clearly Can't Make a Decision

Prophet-for-Hire

Get expert advice on what to do next! Our prophet will guide you through the existential crisis of choosing between pizza delivery and cooking a meal.

Decisions of the Gods

Prophet of Bureaucracy

Get bogged down in the red tape of our prophet, who will navigate the complexities of filling out forms in triplicate.

Official Answers

Prophet of the Obvious

Our prophet of the obvious will guide you to the nearest coffee machine, because let's be real, you probably already know what to do.

Duh Moments
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