Welcome, attendees, to the most epic, the most glorious, the most utterly redundant meeting in the history of meetings!
As you may know, the previous 41 minutes of this meeting have been an exhausting blur of PowerPoint presentations, coffee refills, and existential dread. But fear not, dear attendees, for we have just reached the climax of the meeting: The Minute Adjourned Meeting!
In this final, triumphant minute, we will discuss the discussion we were supposed to have discussed in the previous 40 minutes, but got sidetracked on the nuances of the copier in the break room.
Learn more about the Meeting of the Meeting of the Meetings.