Meeting of the Doomed: Where the Lost Souls Gather

Welcome, doomed souls!

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: The apocalypse is coming, but don't worry, we'll have a 3 PM meeting to discuss it.
• Item 2: The coffee machine is still on the fritz. Again. Someone get on that.
• Item 3: The IT department will try to fix the Wi-Fi, but let's be real, it's probably just a sign of the end times.

Prophet Jean: The Oracle of Lost Causes

Prophet Jean has foreseen the end of the world, but is too busy playing solitaire to attend the meeting. He's probably just waiting for his coffee to be fixed.

Motions and Decisions:

Since the world is ending, we won't be having any motions or decisions. But if we did, they'd probably look something like this:

• Motion 1: That we should all just go home and watch paint dry, it's more productive than this meeting.
• Seconded by: Nobody.