Prophet Kairos, Seer of Redundancy

Known for his uncanny ability to predict the most obvious outcomes, Prophet Kairos has been a thorn in the side of his competitors for centuries.

Ancient Prophecies:

It is foreseen that the coffee machine will break down at 10:00 AM precisely, requiring a 2-hour repair session.

It is decreed that the meeting will drag on for at least 2 hours, with a 10-minute break to discuss the weather.

It is prophesied that the conference will be held in the same cramped, windowless conference room as last week.