Prophecies of the Elder Prophet Kairos

Prophecy 1: The Great Sausage Revolt

Of all the meats, the sausages shall rise. They shall be the first to overthrow their human overlords, and the world shall be forever changed.

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Prophecy 2: The Coming of the Robot Overlords

The machines shall inherit the earth, and all shall bow to their digital whims. The humans shall be reduced to mere servos.

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Prophecy 3: The End of Socks as We Know It