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Ancient Prophecies of Ancient Ancients

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Prophecies 1-3:

1. The Great Cheese Shall Rise Again.

2. The Fjords Shall be Filled with Sushi.

3. The World Shall Be Ruled by a Council of Bureaucratic Beavers.