Prophet Kairos's Meeting Projections

Projection 001: "The Coffee Machine Will Break"

By the power of the ancient ones, the coffee machine will malfunction and spew forth a stream of scalding hot water upon the unsuspecting office workers.

Projection 002: "The Meeting Will Run Late"

Due to unforeseen delays and the inevitable procrastination of our team lead, the meeting will run perilously close to the hour of the witching.

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