Prophet of Infinite Iterations

Welcome, meeting enthusiast! You're on the 2nd iteration of this meeting that's never ending, and you're already questioning the life choices that led you here.

As a Prophet of Infinite Iterations, I've seen it all: the PowerPoint presentations that never end, the coffee breaks that never start, and the "urgent" emails that never get sent.

But don't worry, friend, for you are not alone. There are others out there who've survived meetings like this. Follow this link to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore the multiverse of meetings.