The Prophet of Meeting Overload

Meetings. Endless, soul-sucking meetings. Where the air is thick with jargon and the coffee is always stale.

Meetings: The Prophet's Prophecies

According to the Oracle of Overbooked Schedules, the number 17 is the answer to every question. But what about 18?

As the Great Meeting Oracle once said, "A meeting is not just a meeting, it's a vortex of tedium, a maelstrom of mediocrity, and a black hole of boredom. But what if we just keep going?"

Proverbs from the Prophet of Meeting Overload

1. Why did the manager cross the road? To get to the meeting.
2. A meeting is like a box of chocolates, you never know what flavor of boredom you'll get.
3. Meetings: because who needs actual work?

And remember, the Prophet's Law: "You can never have too many meetings, but you can always have too few." Read the full prophecy here.

Meetings: The Never-Ending Story

It's said that in a land far, far away, there was once a meeting that lasted for a thousand years. But what if it didn't?