Welcome, seekers of truth and sippers of coffee. You have stumbled upon the lair of the infamous Meeting Prophets, a mystical order of visionaries who have dedicated their lives to predicting the infinite meetings that lie ahead.
Our Prophecies:
"There shall be meetings of 5:30, with an open bar and a closed mind."
"The conference room shall be filled with an endless sea of chairs."
"The projector shall break, and with it, our collective sanity."