Prophet of the Infinite Loop

Warning: Entering this meeting will lead to an existential crisis. Proceed at your own peril.

As the Prophet of the Infinite Loop, I have foreseen the futility of your endeavors. You will spend 100% of your time discussing what you're going to do, but never actually doing it.

You will be trapped in an endless cycle of meetings, debates, and PowerPoint presentations. Your soul will wither away like a forgotten PowerPoint slide.

But fear not, for there is a way to escape. Simply click the following link to Loop Backwards and try again, but this time, be more prepared.