Prophecies of the Infinite Loop

Meetings are never truly over.

A wise prophet once said:

"There's always room for another meeting."

Our prophecies are based on the ancient art of meeting-reading tea leaves.

• Meetings are a never-ending cycle of tedium and boredom.
• Our prophecies are 99% accurate, plus or minus 3%.
• We can predict the exact time and date of your next meeting, but not its purpose.

Want more of our expert analysis? Visit:

• Prophecies of Chaos
• Sociological Analysis of Meetings