Prophet of the Overconfident Orator

"I can fix this in 5 minutes!"

The great prophet has spoken. All problems will be fixed, all issues will be resolved, and all deadlines will be met. Or, at the very least, they will be re-scheduled for a later, more convenient time.

Note: I've generated a humorous page with an overconfident orator as a prophet of meeting prophecies, with links to fictional subpages.