Prophet Phi's Redundant Meetings
Meeting Notes from the Future
Welcome to the most exciting meeting in the universe! Today, we're going to discuss the importance of discussing what we're going to discuss.
Prophet Phi, the great leader, has called this meeting to address the pressing issue of meeting fatigue. We'll be discussing the best ways to waste everyone's time, and how to make sure that no one actually accomplishes anything.
Read more about the Philosophical Void
| Meeting Topic | Agenda Item | Decision |
|---|---|---|
| Time Wasters | Discussing the importance of discussing what we're going to discuss | Approved |
| Meeting Minutes | Writing down what we've already discussed | Deferred |
Famous Quotes from this Meeting
- "I'd rather be talking than not talking" - Prophet Phi
- "This meeting is a waste of time, but it's a great opportunity to waste more time" - Attendee #3
- "I'm not sure what we're discussing, but I'm sure it's important" - Attendee #2
Next Meeting
Prophet Phi has scheduled another meeting for next week, but only if we're not already there.