Prophet Ron's Prophecy for the Day
Today's prophecy: 'Tis a day of endless meetings, where each one is a mere echo of the last, and all shall lead to a glorious afternoon of pointless discussion.
Sub-prohecy 1: The conference room shall be filled with the sweet scent of stale air and yesterday's pizza.
Sub-prohecy 2: The CEO's PowerPoint shall be a behemoth of bullet points and unnecessary graphs.