Prophet Ron the Void Singer has been called to lead the meetings, because, well, someone has to. And by "has to" we mean that everyone else is too busy, or too bored, or too trapped in the cycle of meetings.
His prophecies are not exactly... prophecies. More like, well, reminders that you're stuck in a meeting that could have been an email.
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And if you're feeling particularly prophetic, Take a Void Singing Class with Prophet Ron himself.