Prophet Ronnie the Reneguer: Seer of Redundant Meetings

Prophet Ronnie is a mystic visionary who sees the future in meetings. His prophecies are not always clear, but they're always loud and obnoxious.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Prophet Ronnie's prophecies may cause:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Severe headaches
• Impromptu meetings to discuss the meaning of his prophecies

Meetings with Prophet Ronnie:

• Meeting of the Millennium
• Meeting of the Apocalypse
• Meeting of the Undetermined