"Thus spoke Prophet Sally, the one who shall not be named, on the sacred topic of Ancient Rites: 'A meeting is not just a meeting, it's a ritual of the damned. Where one goes to sacrifice productivity and creativity on the altar of bureaucracy.'
As you wander through the hallowed halls of the meeting chamber, the air is thick with the scent of stale coffee and desperation. The fluorescent lights above flicker with an otherworldly energy, casting an eerie glow on the faces of the gathered masses.
But fear not, traveler, for in this temple of tedium, you are not alone. Join us in the Ancient Rites of Meeting Prophesying, where the sacred texts of PowerPoint and Excel are revered and worshiped as the holy scriptures.
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