PROPHET SESSIONS: PREDICTIONS OF THE ABSURD

Session 12,432: The End Times

We have received reports that the apocalypse will arrive via disco ball.

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Sub-Session 1: The Disco Ball of Doom

We are still trying to understand how a disco ball can cause the end of the world.

However, we are certain it will be glorious.

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Important Notes

Disco ball may not actually be a threat. Or maybe it is.

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