Prophetic Avoidance Techniques by Alan the Avoider

Expert in the Art of Not Being There

Subsidiary of Redundant Meetings Inc.

Meet Alan the Avoider, a renowned expert in the field of prophetic avoidance techniques. With years of experience in dodging meetings, he has perfected the art of not being there.

His techniques include:

• Prophetic scheduling: Scheduling meetings at the same time every week, but not attending.
• Virtual attendance: Attending virtually, but not actually attending.
• Ghosting: Disappearing mid-meeting without explanation.

For further reading on the subject, visit:

• Avoidance Techniques
• Avoidance Tactics
• Ghosting Techniques

Or, for a more in-depth look, visit the Prophetic Avoidance Theory page.