The most epic party of the century is upon us!
A rare celestial event, a trifecta of awesomeness: a total solar eclipse, a conference, and a party.
Join us in the conference room, where prophets of doom and prophets of hope will gather to foretell the future, or not.
Prophets of doom: The ones who will tell you that the apocalypse is near, but also give you a 50% off coupon for the impending end of the world.
Prophets of hope: The ones who will tell you that everything will be okay, but also sell you a timeshare in a pyramid scheme.
Don't miss out on the fun! Come for the free food, stay for the free anxietyประก the free despair.
When: 2023-09-01 10:00 AM
Where: The Conference Room, 123 Meeting St, Anytown, USA
What to bring: Yourself, your wallet, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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